Welcome to the ‘About Me’ page. In theory, this is where I tell you all the important details that will make me, an abstract internet presence, feel more like a human being to you, other abstract presence. I suppose I can give it a shot.
Age: 25. Old enough to know better, young enough to be apathetic anyway.
Gender: ladyparts, with a fresh sprinkling of eldritch horror.
Current physical location: The United States, mid-atlantic.
Characters who most easily describes me to the internet: Animaniacs’ Slappy the Squirrel. I have been told that time travel was involved in an in-depth study of my personality to create the persona of Daria Morgendorffer. This is as of yet unfounded.
Religious bent: church of ‘everyone just get the fuck along why don’t you’.
Political bent: Everyone is an idiot and I’m amazed we aren’t dead yet.
Favorite book: transient.
Level of Education: four year bachelor’s degree, three years retail hell.
Hobbies: reading, writing about reading, buying jewelry, writing postcards, having one sided conversations with inanimate objects.
Warnings: Has been known to cause indigestion, screaming fits, and outbursts of indignant rage. IMPORTANT: conservative irritant. Doesn’t support the troops. Refuses to advocate senseless violence, no matter the aggressor. Shake well before using.